The best jokes about women

Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Sexual Studies Convention in Chicago". He swallowed hard. Here was the gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting about sexual studies! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my extensive personal experience to share interesting facts about sexuality. "Really," he gulped,"like what?" "Well," she explained, "For instance, Native American Indians are the most passionate. While Jewish men are the most likely to satisfy a woman fully. And in terms of lasting the longest, surprisingly it's the Southern redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name." "Um, Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, redneck, sex, women
Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: In case you miss.
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has 65.60 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: death, men, military, women
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, winter, women
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
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has 65.35 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, women
This guy comes back from the toilet, when a women says to him, "Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open"!" As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,"Did you see my big black hummer?" The woman replies, "Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: women
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: relationship, time, women
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately. If only men would listen...
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, men, women
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