The best jokes about women

Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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has 65.72 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, poems, sex, women
Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
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has 65.66 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, women
This mothers day, Men all around were criticized for not calling their mothers on such an important day. But me, I thought of the best way to get out of such a mess. Heres how the beginning of the Monday after Mothers Day went for me: Mother: "You know Mike, I was thinking and out of all my sons, you never called me on Mothers Day!" Me: "You know Mom, I was thinking, and out of all my mothers, you never called me on SON-day!" Something like this is bound to make her smile and forget, worked with my Mom!
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, time, women
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me..."
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, women
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, car, life, old people, women
A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, "I have a problem." The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, "See that man?" The police man replies, "Yes, is he watching you?" She replies, " NO!, that is the problem!"
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: cop, women
How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) None. Feminists can't change anything. 2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: women
How to Impress a Woman: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to Impress a Man: show up naked, bring beer.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: beer, love, men, romantic, women
What do women and condoms have in common? If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
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has 65.42 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: women
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