The best jokes about women

Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 67.19 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: sport, women
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Two men work in a mortuary. One says to another, "You should see that woman they brought in today. She'd been in the water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle." "Ew!" says the other fellow. "It was green?" "No, it was sour!"
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has 67.13 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, women, work
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: life, men, women
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 66.98 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: relationship, time, women
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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has 66.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: death, men, military, women
This guy named "John" asked advice how to lose extra LBS gained during vacation and was told about some new fitness center. So John went to check it out. Walked in, put $10 on the counter and said: "I'd like to lose 10 LBS please?!" The receptionist smiled and pointed to a pink door. John walked slowly into the room and saw only a massage table, a gorgeous scantily dressed woman on the other side. She said in a sexy voice "If you catch me, you fxxx me! " John ran around n round, caught her and... A few days later John returned. He put $20 on the counter and said "I'd like to lose 20 LBS. The smiling receptionist and pointed to a red door. John strutting to the door, and entered where he beheld 2 beautifully attired very hot n sexy women kissing and caressing each other, then they stood up, gazed at John, who was already moving toward them. And they purred "you catch us, you fuck us!" Already in motion, John ran round n round caught one, then caught the other... The following week John went back again. He smiled while searching for the door he knew was waiting for him, and slapped $50 on the counter saying excitedly "50 LBS for 50 bucks." The receptionist pointed to a black door. John strode over with quick steps, opened the door and immediately heard a deep voice belonging to the biggest blackest buck naked she-male say excitedly "I catch you I fuck you!"
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fitness, money, time, vulgar, women
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
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