The best jokes about women

What do women and condoms have in common? If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
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has 68.38 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: women
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: women
Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
What a woman says… This place is a mess! C’mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now! What a man hears… blah blah blah blah blah C’MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah! blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, women
A woman goes to a doctor, doctor, I'm tired of life, want to finish my life, what is best to kill myself? The doctor says: "Should yourself 5 cm under your breast, you will be dead!" 2 weeks later, woman back at doctors, what happened? I shot myself into my knee.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, medical, time, women
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: women
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