The best jokes about women

There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: technology, wine, women, work
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.” He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house.”
Vote: has 64.76 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, bar, money, women
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
Vote: has 64.72 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, women
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...
Vote: has 64.34 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life, men, women
MEN Vs WOMEN 1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup. 2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip. 3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery. 4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
Vote: has 64.28 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men, women
This guy comes back from the toilet, when a women says to him, "Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open"!" As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,"Did you see my big black hummer?" The woman replies, "Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires."
Vote: has 64.23 % from 32 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women
I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
Vote: has 63.93 % from 55 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women
Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: In case you miss.
Vote: has 63.92 % from 90 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex, women
A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle." Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh again. Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened." Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
Vote: has 63.87 % from 93 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: doctor, drunk, husband, marriage, women