The best jokes about women

What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.23 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: life, men, women
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring her, but she appeared enthusiastic and told him that she really needed the job. He explained to her that her work day would be to complete 2 miles of line on her road, and he set her up with her brushes and paint and got her started. After the first day, he was pleased to find that she did an excellent job and was able to paint 4 miles of road in her 8 hour shift. He told her that she did an excellent job and how pleased he was with her progress. On the second day, she completed painting 2 miles of road. Her supervisor was surprised that on day one she had completed twice as much work, but did not say anything, as 2 miles of road was the amount that the job required anyway. He decided to just accept it, and to look forward to the next day when he was sure she would pick up her speed again. On day 3 he was shocked to learn that in her 8 hour shift, she only completed painting 1 mile of road. He called her into his office and asked her what was the problem, “On your first day, you completed 4 miles of road, on your second day, 2 miles of road, and now on day 3, you were only able to complete 1 mile of road. Can I ask you, what is the problem?” “Well, she replied, I keep getting farther and farther from the paint can.”
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time, women, work
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," He responded. "Oh, killing any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, beer, men, phone, women
Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, women
Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
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has 65.92 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, women
Girl: "Girls are better than boys." Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?" Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: men, women
This mothers day, Men all around were criticized for not calling their mothers on such an important day. But me, I thought of the best way to get out of such a mess. Heres how the beginning of the Monday after Mothers Day went for me: Mother: "You know Mike, I was thinking and out of all my sons, you never called me on Mothers Day!" Me: "You know Mom, I was thinking, and out of all my mothers, you never called me on SON-day!" Something like this is bound to make her smile and forget, worked with my Mom!
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, time, women
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) None. Feminists can't change anything. 2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: women
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