The best jokes about women

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) None. Feminists can't change anything. 2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: women
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton? A: Place to hang their air freshener.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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has 64.95 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes "Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom ..." "Oh no' Edna replies, that's where I put him to dry !"
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: women
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dating, hunting, men, women
A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, "I have a problem." The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, "See that man?" The police man replies, "Yes, is he watching you?" She replies, " NO!, that is the problem!"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, women
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
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