The best jokes about women

Q: What is height of Honesty? A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
Q:What's the definition of mixed emotions? A:When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: music, women
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, women
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, love, women
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, travel, women
Q: If a man crashes his car into a woman who's fault is it? A: Well what was the man doing driving in the kitchen...
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, women
"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: women
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