I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ...
20 years old and mixed up with coke !
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? What's wrong?"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite..... what's that?"
The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the.......er......features....of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis..... AND a brain.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?
A: They all get the house.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head?
A: A brunette.
Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.
You know who's mad at Kobe?
Every other player in the NBA.
You know why?
Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring.
Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum.
Cause you know how women are, man.
Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
Why is it called PMS? — Because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.