The best jokes about women

Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: marriage, weather, women
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, women
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 55.88 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register. "How much for the white one?" "$10." "How much for the black one?" "$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went. "Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, money, women
Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: women, work
You know who's mad at Kobe? Every other player in the NBA. You know why? Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring. Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum. Cause you know how women are, man. Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, sport, women
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy her cigarettes. He walks there only to find it closed. So, he goes into a nearby bar to use their vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and eventually end up in her apartment. After they've had some fun, he realizes it's 3 a.m. and says, "My wife's going to kill me. Do you have any talcum powder?" The woman gives him some talcum powder, which he rubs on his hands and then goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and screeches, "Where the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there, we had a few drinks, one thing led to another, and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and says, "You liar! You went bowling again!"
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has 55.64 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: beauty, marriage, wife, women
Why is it called PMS? — Because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: women
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