The best jokes about women

Q:Why did the woman cross the road? A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
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Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
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Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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Miss DeAngelo was a not-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the ‘other woman’ in her husband’s life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, "but I couldn’t help it." "Couldn’t help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How’s that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."
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Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Answer: Pregnant.
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Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."
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Q: How do you know when a women's about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
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Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.
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