There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing.
The ground was slippery.
So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis.
His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
Why is it called PMS? — Because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken.
Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon?
A: Because there is no shopping centre.
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer.
For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.
One night she said she was ready to solo.
The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end…
"And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
Q: What is height of Honesty?
A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window, "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
On a broomstick.
We're flexible like that.
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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