The best jokes about women

Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies? A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, memory, women
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end… "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: What is height of Honesty? A: A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window, "Pull over!" "No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cop, driving, women
Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... On a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, women
A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future: Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future. Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: women
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, women
I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, drug, women
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 56.61 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
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