The best jokes about women

If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: horse, internet, single, women
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register. "How much for the white one?" "$10." "How much for the black one?" "$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went. "Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, money, women
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, friendship, nerd, women
I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, drug, women
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.
has 55.49 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: marriage, weather, women
Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, travel, women
Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Answer: Pregnant.
has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: women
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window, "Pull over!" "No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cop, driving, women
Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful? Beautician: Maybe. Does he still drink a lot?
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beauty, husband, women
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