If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register. "How much for the white one?" "$10." "How much for the black one?" "$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went. "Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.
Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Answer: Pregnant.
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window, "Pull over!" "No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful? Beautician: Maybe. Does he still drink a lot?