The best jokes about women

Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-long carrot. She says, "This one reminds me of my husband." The second woman says, "Your husband's is that long?" "No that dirty."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: women
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, political, women
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: women
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, science, women
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist, women
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cat, dirty, mean, weather, women
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: horse, internet, single, women
Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Answer: Pregnant.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: women
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
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