If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge.
A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo.
She looks at the shelf behind the register.
"How much for the white one?"
"$10."
"How much for the black one?"
"$20."
She buys the white one.
A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo.
After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one.
A third lady comes in for a dildo.
She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one.
She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went.
"Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ...
20 years old and mixed up with coke !
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?
A: They all get the house.
Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon?
A: Because there is no shopping centre.
Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Answer: Pregnant.
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window, "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"
Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful?
Beautician: Maybe.
Does he still drink a lot?