Two women are digging in the garden.
One pulls out a foot-long carrot.
She says, "This one reminds me of my husband."
The second woman says, "Your husband's is that long?"
"No that dirty."
Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
Vote:
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Answer: Pregnant.
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.