The best jokes about women

A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, women
Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
has 45.24 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, bartender, insulting, women
A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
has 44.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, women
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