The best jokes about women

Q: Why are hangovers better than women? A: Hangovers will go away.
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Q: Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
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How is a police car like a women? It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.
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Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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