What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch? Answer: You don’t. There’s a clock on the stove.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...