The best jokes about women

Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
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has 47.89 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: racist, women
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: death, love, women
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, women
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: women
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage…
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has 47.36 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: women
The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. Well, sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... urges. That's why we have the camel,sir." "The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges, and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent . Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "No sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town."
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
Q: How do you know when a women's about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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has 46.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: death, women
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