The best jokes about women

For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage…
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: women
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men, women
A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bible, business, money, women
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, women
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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has 47.66 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
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