The best jokes about women

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
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Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch? Answer: You don’t. There’s a clock on the stove.
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
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