The best jokes about women

How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, time, women
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
has 43.31 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
has 43.03 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: racist, women
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? A fifty pound note !
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: women
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, women
A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?" The clerk says to her, "Just a second." The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: airplane, travel, women
This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, food, husband, new year, women
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
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