The best jokes about women

What is a buttress? A female goat.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Q: Why did God create women? A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: god, women
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, women
How fast can a women drive? 68 mph. If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: travel, women
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, women
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 45.27 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 45.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
Why are marriend women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
How is a police car like a women? It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cop, women
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