What is a buttress?
A female goat.
Q: Why did God create women?
A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
Answer: A widow.
How fast can a women drive? 68 mph.
If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
Vote:
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street.
The driver rush to the scene.
He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
Q: What book do women like the most?
A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
Why are marriend women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.
How is a police car like a women?
It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.