Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
What is a buttress? A female goat.
Q: Why did God create women? A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
How fast can a women drive? 68 mph. If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
Why are marriend women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.