The best jokes about women

Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
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has 43.03 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: racist, women
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? A fifty pound note !
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: women
He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: women
This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, food, husband, new year, women
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men, women
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, women
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: women
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