Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ?
A fifty pound note !
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
He: So then, what's your sign?
She: Dollar.
This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?"
So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None.
It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem.
Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.
The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it.
The woman replied, snorting pepper.
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won't do what she's told.