The best jokes about women

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: marriage, women
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, women
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: women
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: women
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: women
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 41.36 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: beer, women
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: horse, internet, single, women
A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man said, “I would like to show you an American pastime: baseball.” So the next day the man took her to a baseball game. The first man came up to the plate and hit the ball to right field and got to first base, the next man bunted the ball and got to first base, and the third man came up to the plate and got walked. The man said, “Are you understanding this game?” The woman answered, “Yes, but what I don't understand is why the thrower hurls the ball at the first man and he hits it. Then he hurls the ball at the second man and he taps it and runs to where the other man was standing. And then the third man, this is the part I don't understand, the thrower hurls the ball and he just stand there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there then he just walks to the place where the other man was standing.” Then the man says, “Well that is because he has four balls.” The woman says, “Poor thing! He couldn't run if he tried.”
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: sport, women
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