The best jokes about women

Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
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