What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her where the sun don't shine.
Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese.
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.