The best jokes about women

A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 46.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: “Lazy.”
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: women
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, women
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: women
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 45.92 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
Why are women like parking spaces? Because all the best ones are taken... and the rest are handicapped.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: women
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