The best jokes about women

I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, love, women
How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: “Lazy.”
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
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has 46.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: racist, women
Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: women
Why are women like parking spaces? Because all the best ones are taken... and the rest are handicapped.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: women
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: women
What is a buttress? A female goat.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
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