The best jokes about women

I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, love, women
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 46.83 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, women
How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: “Lazy.”
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? A fifty pound note !
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: women
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: women
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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has 46.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: death, women
A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call the police. So he went to piss but on the flush chain there was a bra so he ripped it off. Then when he was walking down the stairs he saw her cat called Boobs on the step & he hates cats so he squezed it & then threw it up the stairs. He then went in the kitchen where the women was & the women said why did you throw my cat up the stairs? He said I don`t know. While she went to get it, on the table was a glass of milk which he then drank. When the women came back she said you had your 3 chances now I'm calling the Police. When the police came they asked her what the man had done. She said this man has ripped her bra off, squezed her Boobs and drank her milk.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: women
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