The best work jokes

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? A: Lost.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: accountant, IT, technology, work
Cindy asked an old friend to go out for a drink with her after work. I don't understand, Cindy complained. When people find out I'm a lawyer, they take an instant dislike to me. Why would they do that? Her friend appeared to think for a moment and then suggested, Maybe it just saves time.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, work
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 66.18 % from 563 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: god, men, work
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
I took a day off from work to play golf. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, "Ribbit. 9-iron." That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a 9-iron and sunk a hole-in-one. Amazed, I picked up the frog and asked where we should go next. "Ribbit. Vegas." We went to Vegas, and I asked the frog what we should do first. "Ribbit. Roulette." We went up to the roulette table, and I won big. I took my earnings and got the best room in the hotel. I asked the frog if there was anything I could do to repay it. "Ribbit. Kiss me." I figured, what the hell, and I kissed the frog. It turned into a 15-year-old girl. That's how she ended up in my room, your Honor, and if I'm lying, my name's not R. Kelly. Tweet Share
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, golf, life, work
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: office, work
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