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Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don't have a thing to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: "Let's hit the can with a rock until it opens." The biologist has another idea: "No. We should wait for a while. Erosion will do the job." Finally, the economist says: "Let's assume that we have a can opener".
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: desert island, food, work
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant? A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, old people, work
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, memory, money, work
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore? A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, vulgar, work
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 63.43 % from 617 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 63.35 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
Los Angeles Homeless... Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, life, work
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