The best work jokes

Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, math, work
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: office, work
Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don't have a thing to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: "Let's hit the can with a rock until it opens." The biologist has another idea: "No. We should wait for a while. Erosion will do the job." Finally, the economist says: "Let's assume that we have a can opener".
has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: desert island, food, work
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant? A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, old people, work
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, memory, money, work
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore? A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, vulgar, work
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
has 63.43 % from 617 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
has 63.35 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
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