The best work jokes

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: accountant, business, time, work
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 66.20 % from 644 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: god, men, work
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, light bulb, work
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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has 65.27 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
John: "Hey can I borrow some money? I'm broke." Michael: "Get money from your job." John: "I got fired." Michael: "Why?" John: "My boss told me to leave all my problems behind the door, so I told him to stand outside." Michael: "This is why we are friends."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life, management, money, work
Alex an Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue." The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell 'green side up' - what is that for?" The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Kiwi's laying the turf out front."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
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