The best work jokes

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, time, work
I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: time, work
We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work sober.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, work
A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off all 10 fingers. He rushes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." "But I don't have the fingers!" "Why didn't you bring the fingers?!" asks the incredulous doctor. "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, work
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
Big inspection on a build site/yard. The boss tells the workers : what ever happens just act as usual. The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just colapses. -(Worker looking at his watch) : 10:15, just on time
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: life, time, work
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: death, hipster, work
All employees are encouraged to devise innovative techniques in effort to save company dollars. One enterprising individual has already suggested that money could be raised during airport layover periods which could be used to defray travel expenses. In support of this idea, red caps will be issued to all employees prior to their departure so that they may earn tips by helping others with their luggage. Small plastic roses and ball point pens will also be available to employees so that sales may be made as time permits.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: money, work
Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
If you majored in fine arts or philosophy, you have good reason to be worried. The only place you are now really qualified to get a job is in Ancient Greece.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: graduation, life, school, work
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