The best work jokes

Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 64.52 % from 713 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work
A man comes home alone from work. Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas." He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok! He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas. The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!" He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black! He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus" 21 RED! And then the voice goes "Damn!"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: game, money, time, travel, work
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? A: Lost.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: accountant, IT, technology, work
After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked, "What steps would have prevented you from leaving?" My answer: "Birth control."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, medical, work
Three guys are alone on a desert island: an engineer, a biologist and an economist. They are starving and don't have a thing to eat, but somehow they find a can of beans on the shore. The engineer says: "Let's hit the can with a rock until it opens." The biologist has another idea: "No. We should wait for a while. Erosion will do the job." Finally, the economist says: "Let's assume that we have a can opener".
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: desert island, food, work
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: god, men, work
Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, gym, life, time, work
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 63.75 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
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