What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it's for, and he responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, "What do you have in it?" The blonde says, "Soup and ice cream."
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."