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During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job: "Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?" Johny: "Openness!" Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!" Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, vulgar, work
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants - one of which would get the job. The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York. A nice young man, but a bit timid. Then he called for the second man, "Jim Johnson!" Up stepped a burley young man who seemed quite sure of himself. "He looks like he can take care of any situation," thought the manager, and decided, there and then, to hire him. He turned to the first applicant and told him he could go and they would let him know.  Turning to Johnson, he said, "Now Jim, I like the way you carry yourself that's an important asset for the job as cashier. However, you must be precise. I noticed you did not fill out the place on the application where we asked your formal education." Jim looked a little confused so the manager said, "Where did you get your financial education?"  "Oh," replied Jim " at Yale." "That's very good, excellent. You're hired! Now that you're working for us, what do you prefer to be called?" Jim answered "I don't care. Yimi or Mr. Yonson."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, school, work
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.86 % from 424 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Little Johnny asks his mum, "Mum, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time in a faraway land'?"  "No darling," says his mother, somewhat distressed, "Sometimes, they can begin with 'I've got too much work in the office tonight, I'll come home later'."
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, work
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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has 57.37 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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has 57.22 % from 486 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women, work
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: ugly, work, Yo mama
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