The best work jokes

Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, work
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, work
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: work
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
A father went to take his daughter from school. While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers "I worry so much-..! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding my room so I can have fun. I worry. I’m so worried!" "With that kind of parents you have nothing to worry about," her friend told her. "Yeah, but what if... What if they... What if they... ESCAPE?"
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, school, work
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, vulgar, work
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men, wine, work
Companies are working on a camera which has such a fast shutter speed that it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut. Advance Booking open!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women, work
Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women, work
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, money, technology, work
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