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They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Obama and his generals in the Pentagon discussed, and they could not agree on, what is the best time for the assault on Russia. Finally, they decide to ask the French: "When is it best to invade Russia?" The French answered: "We do not know, but certainly not in the winter, it would go wrong for sure." Therefore, it would probably be better to ask the Germans: "When is it best to invade Russia?" The Germans answer: "We do not know, but it certainly would not be in the summer. We have tried, already..." What to do? Someone proposes to ask China that is progressive and always comes up with a new idea. So they asked the Chinese, "When is the best time to invade Russia?" The Chinese replies: "Right now!" Russia began to build "The Strength of Siberia" pipeline, "Turkish stream", The Spaceport "Vostochny", The Bridge to the Crimea, and in the near future they will modernize the BAM, they are building new sports complexes for the World Cup in football and athletics, they are planning oil extraction in the Arctic... Right now they do need a lot of POW as work force.
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has 52.26 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, political, war, winter, work
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 52.08 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, time, vulgar, work
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, money, technology, work
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
Alex an Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue." The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell 'green side up' - what is that for?" The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Kiwi's laying the turf out front."
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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has 51.21 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed? A: A undercover cop.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cop, work
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