The best work jokes

A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immidately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doin the job. Suddenly the piolot flying the plane encountered some difficulties and very safely landed the plane in the desert. Unknowingly to the men they thought they reached on the site, so they opened the door and all they could see was sand all around. Then one of the men shouted out in fear, "Let`s get the f**k out of here before the cement comes."
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, travel, work
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
has 48.67 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, time, wife, work
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, “I don’t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?” St. Peter replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!”
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, heaven, lawyer, work
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."
has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, work
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, work
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job: "Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?" Johny: "Openness!" Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!" Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, vulgar, work
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?" The man says "I'm probably too honest." The boss says, "That's not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality." The man replies, "I don't give a s*t what you think!"
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, work
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