The best work jokes

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
A penguin's car breaks down and he has it towed to a repair shop. The mechanic tells him that he should have some information in about an hour. The penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street so he wanders over while the mechanic works. He finds the vanilla is the best ice cream he's ever eaten and he eats it with messy and gluttonous abandon getting it all over his face. He goes back to the mechanic's to check on his car. The mechanic informs him, "It looks as though you've blown a seal." "Oh, no." replies the penguin "It's just some ice cream."
has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, mechanic, work
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works
has 48.20 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
has 48.02 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job: "Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?" Johny: "Openness!" Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!" Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, vulgar, work
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, “I don’t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?” St. Peter replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!”
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, heaven, lawyer, work
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, vulgar, work
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