The best work jokes

Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed? A: A undercover cop.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cop, work
A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immidately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doin the job. Suddenly the piolot flying the plane encountered some difficulties and very safely landed the plane in the desert. Unknowingly to the men they thought they reached on the site, so they opened the door and all they could see was sand all around. Then one of the men shouted out in fear, "Let`s get the f**k out of here before the cement comes."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, travel, work
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life, work
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
A deer hunter just messed up another hunt. This happened to him more times than he could count. He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss. He would sneak up close just to get busted and watch the deer run away. He would sneeze just as the buck came into range. He would fall asleep on the stand, waking in time to watch a giant buck scamper away. Frustrated, he complained to his hunting buddies. "Everything that happens to guys that don't know how to hunt keeps happening to me!" he said.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, hunting, work
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 51.39 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said "you made my wife leave me." Grab another one and smashes it and said "you made me get fired from work" and grab another one which was full and was about to smash it and he brushes it and said "you were not part of them and open and drink...."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, health, life, wife, work
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, work
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