The best work jokes

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, work
Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: elephant, tax, work
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 50.64 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
A penguin's car breaks down and he has it towed to a repair shop. The mechanic tells him that he should have some information in about an hour. The penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street so he wanders over while the mechanic works. He finds the vanilla is the best ice cream he's ever eaten and he eats it with messy and gluttonous abandon getting it all over his face. He goes back to the mechanic's to check on his car. The mechanic informs him, "It looks as though you've blown a seal." "Oh, no." replies the penguin "It's just some ice cream."
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, mechanic, work
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
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has 49.23 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money, work
The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do, so he walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" "Shure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and he grabbed hold of her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up lying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here, buddy, we won't have any of that carrying on in this bar." The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz." The bartender nodded, "Well, heck, if you're that far along you might as well finish the job."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, beer, work
Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed? A: A undercover cop.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cop, work
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