The best work jokes

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, wife, work
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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has 44.62 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.'' ''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, work
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: military, war, work
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: sex, stupid, work, Yo mama
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
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