The best work jokes

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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has 46.96 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
There are 2 women getting ready to leave for work. The brunette gets in the driver's seat and the blonde gets in the passenger's seat. The brunette says: "We're late, so you watch out the back window for cops." As she speeds down the road she asks the blonde: "So, do you see any cops?" The blonde replies: "Yes!" The brunette says: "Are they behind us?" "Yes!" "Are they close?" "Yes!" "Are they going to stop us?" "I don't know!" "Well, are their lights on?" The blonde replies: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...!
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, work
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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has 45.84 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. "Who the hell are you?" he yells. The naked guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector." "Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?" He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, marriage, wife, work
An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said "you made my wife leave me." Grab another one and smashes it and said "you made me get fired from work" and grab another one which was full and was about to smash it and he brushes it and said "you were not part of them and open and drink...."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, health, life, wife, work
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, wife, work
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
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