The best work jokes

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, work
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, work, Yo mama
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 42.96 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: military, work
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
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has 42.16 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
I like a big, strong, hardworking man, a man who wakes up early in the morning eager to work hard. I'm talking day-in and day-out just working and sweating and sweating and working, and when it's all over, he showers and goes to his job.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: marriage, work
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