Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?"
Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?"
Boss "Get out."
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At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture.
"What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed.
"What painter?"
"The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'."
"Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!"
"That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay?
A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more?
Boss: What?
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