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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, work
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, work, Yo mama
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
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has 42.16 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more? Boss: What?
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has 39.64 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, work
I like a big, strong, hardworking man, a man who wakes up early in the morning eager to work hard. I'm talking day-in and day-out just working and sweating and sweating and working, and when it's all over, he showers and goes to his job.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: marriage, work
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