The best work jokes

At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: military, work
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 42.42 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
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has 42.16 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter, food, work
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Chuck Norris, work
Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more? Boss: What?
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has 39.77 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: communication, work
I like a big, strong, hardworking man, a man who wakes up early in the morning eager to work hard. I'm talking day-in and day-out just working and sweating and sweating and working, and when it's all over, he showers and goes to his job.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: marriage, work
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “green side up!” In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled “green side up!” The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing. In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled “green side up!” The lady then asked him, “Why do you keep yelling ‘green side up’?” “I’m sorry,” came the reply. “But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, work
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
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