The best work jokes

Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 43.51 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: military, work
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, work
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, work, Yo mama
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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has 42.83 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
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has 42.16 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 42.02 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more? Boss: What?
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, work
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