The best work jokes

My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: military, work
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 41.45 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Chuck Norris, work
Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more? Boss: What?
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has 40.05 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, work
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
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has 40.01 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher, work
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