Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.