The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
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has 25.35 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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has 24.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
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has 23.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.
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has 22.17 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
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has 21.71 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
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has 21.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 21.25 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
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has 21.09 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
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has 20.19 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: hospital, morbid, ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 19.71 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
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