Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".