Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.