Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.