Joke #3672

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.

Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.