Joke #3672

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.

Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.

Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.

Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.