Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.