Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.