The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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