Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.