The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, work, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 67.33 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
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has 67.23 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: food, wedding, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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has 67.09 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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has 66.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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has 66.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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has 66.90 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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