The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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