Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.