The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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