The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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