Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.