The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
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has 67.69 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: food, wedding, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
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