The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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