The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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has 67.63 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, stupid, Yo mama
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