The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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has 67.39 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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has 67.36 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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has 67.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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has 67.32 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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