Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!