Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.