The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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has 66.92 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
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has 66.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
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