Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.