Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".