Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!