Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.