Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.