The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 67.30 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 66.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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has 66.98 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
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has 66.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 66.73 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
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