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Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
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