The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Vote: has 67.23 % from 134 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Vote: has 66.96 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Vote: has 66.90 % from 71 votes. Send joke:
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Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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