The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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