The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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has 66.61 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 66.32 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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