The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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