Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.