Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.