Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.