The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Vote: has 66.98 % from 57 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Vote: has 66.92 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Vote: has 66.77 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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