The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 66.61 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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