Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.