Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.