Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.