Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.