The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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has 66.44 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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