Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.