The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.69 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, Yo mama
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