The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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