Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!