The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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