Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.