Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.