The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
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Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Vote: has 66.60 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Vote: has 66.52 % from 131 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Vote: has 66.46 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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