Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.