The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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