The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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