The best Yo mama jokes

Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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