Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!