The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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