Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.