Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!