The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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