Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.