The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
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