Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.
I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"