Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."