The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, food, Yo mama
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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