Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.