The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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