Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.