The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
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Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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