Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"