The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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has 67.74 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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has 67.63 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, work, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 67.51 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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