The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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