Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.