Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!