The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 68.72 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
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