Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.