The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 68.05 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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has 68.00 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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has 67.39 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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