The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.18 % from 905 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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has 67.98 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: poems, Yo mama
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: insulting, technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, car, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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