The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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