The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Vote: has 69.31 % from 38 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Vote: has 69.11 % from 84 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Vote: has 69.02 % from 846 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Vote: has 68.87 % from 145 votes. Send joke:
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