Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.