Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.