The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, car, time, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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has 67.74 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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