Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.