Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.