Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo Mama so old...
Her birthday expired.
Yo momma's so fat...
She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.