The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.34 % from 913 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
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has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: beauty, health, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, car, time, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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has 67.74 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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