Yo momma's so fat...
She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo Mama so old...
Her birthday expired.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.