Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.