Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.