The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
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Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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