Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.