Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.