The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.

Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.

Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.