The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: driving, money, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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