Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !