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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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