Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.