Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !