The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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has 66.92 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
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has 66.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: driving, money, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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