Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.