The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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