The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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has 66.75 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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