Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.
I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.