Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.