The best Yo mama jokes

Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
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