The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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