Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.