Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.