The best Yo mama jokes

You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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has 67.39 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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has 67.36 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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has 67.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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has 67.32 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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