Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"