Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !