Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.