The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
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