The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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