Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.