The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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has 59.88 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, Yo mama
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, relationship, Yo mama
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