The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
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