Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.