Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.