Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!