Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.