Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".