Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.