The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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