The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
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Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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