Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!