Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo momma's so fat...
To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''