The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
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Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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