The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: drug, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: death, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
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