Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''