Yo momma's so fat...
To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."