Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.