The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Vote: has 60.08 % from 55 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Vote: has 59.97 % from 72 votes. Send joke:

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Vote: has 59.93 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Vote: has 59.80 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Vote: has 59.75 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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