The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, time, Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: death, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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has 59.88 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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