Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo momma so old...
She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma's so fat...
To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.