Yo momma so old...
She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo momma's so fat...
To her light food means under 4 Tons.
