The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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