Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.