Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo momma so old...
She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.