Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.