The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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