Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.