The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
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Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
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