The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
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Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 60.28 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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