Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already world-wide!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.