The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
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