Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.