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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
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Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
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