Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.