Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.