The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, fart, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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