Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.