Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already world-wide!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."