The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
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Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
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Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
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