Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already world-wide!
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"