Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.