Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already world-wide!
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"