The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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