Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.