The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
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