The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: drug, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: death, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: food, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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has 59.88 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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