The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, food, religious, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
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