Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.