Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."