Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."