Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.