Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.