Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.