Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''