Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.