The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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