The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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