Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.