The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 59.08 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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