The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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has 60.57 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: health, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
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