The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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