Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!