Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.