The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
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Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
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