Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.