The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
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Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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