Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.