Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already world-wide!