Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.