Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.