The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
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