The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: drug, stupid, work, Yo mama
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, god, memory, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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