What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?
A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Doctor to woman patient: "Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him."
Patient: "But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.