What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
A Lalu originally from Bihar now in USA went to India and brought a physiologically checked out virgin from a small happy town as wife. Ideal Lalu decided to have first night in USA. He prepared her, took their all clothes off and was ready to penetrate for intercourse and young bride stopped him. "What are you trying to do," she asked. Lalu explained the spousal sex. The bride said, "In that case try my back hole it will be lots of fun for you."
My wife constantly complains that I never listen to her… Or something like that.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!