Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A. She moved.