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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
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Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
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After any salary rise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
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Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A. She moved.
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