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Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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