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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
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