Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house?
The whole vibe was anything ghost.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man?
A: A lazy b*tch.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day.
So I said, "gooooo ... annddd ... makkee ... meeee ... a ... cuuuppp ... offffff ... coofffeeeeeee ..."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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