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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were running from the cops when they came upon three empty sacks laying in front of a closed store. "Let's hide in these and the cops won't find us!" said the red head, and they each dove into the sacks. The brunet hid in one that said CAT. The red head hid in one that said DOG, and the blonde hid in one that said POTATOS. When the cops came by, they saw the bags and said: "Maybe they're in these sacks. Kick one of them." to the other. The other cop kicked the bag the brunet was in that said CAT and she said: "Meow!". So the cop kicked the second bag with the red head that said DOG. She said once kicked: "Woof!". So the cop moved on to the final sack that said POTATOS and kicked it. The blonde cried out: "Potatos!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, food, ginger
A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife. See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation! So its the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another man? No darling, you are now confused and mixing the awkward situation with proper beating!
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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