Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.