What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
After a week he was spotless.
John: How old are you?
Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7
John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?
They gave him the cold shoulder!
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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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