Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?
They gave him the cold shoulder!
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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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