Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.