Best jokes ever

Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.? A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money
Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner." Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dog
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
Why don’t lawyers enjoy fishing? Because it’s too much like work, what with all the lying involved.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer
An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say but "HOSHIMOTA!" Concerned, his partner turns to him "What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?"
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport