The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement.
He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party.
He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp?
The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.