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Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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