Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.
A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp?
The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.