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They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father..." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, "He said, "Please, Mary, put down that damn gun..."
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: church, death, husband, marriage
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sex
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 49.63 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, god
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
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