What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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