Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.