It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”.
Here’s an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage…
Where to birds invest their money?
In the stork market!