How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?
When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother.
Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?"
Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210."
Johnny: ...
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Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp?
The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.