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How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs, the lights go on.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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has 46.13 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, little Johnny, time
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
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