Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
A: Nottingham forest.
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant.
We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together."
My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?"
I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
John: How old are you?
Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7
John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?
They gave him the cold shoulder!
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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans.
All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby.
If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"