When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: "Halo there!"
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Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.