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Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, sport
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, ugly, Yo mama
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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