Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.