Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.