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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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