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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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