Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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