Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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