Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
Little Johnny returns from school and says: "Mam, in school we write dirty swear-words so often!" "But I hope you are not writing them, my son." "No, I'm dictating them!"
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.