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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
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Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
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Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school? Josh: I don’t know. Why? Chad: They’re good at trick questions.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
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