Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school? Josh: I don’t know. Why? Chad: They’re good at trick questions.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.