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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Q: What bounces and makes kids cry? A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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