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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: business, political
Little Johnny returns from school and says: "Mam, in school we write dirty swear-words so often!" "But I hope you are not writing them, my son." "No, I'm dictating them!"
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: family, little Johnny, school
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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has 44.53 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, morbid
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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