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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, parrot, pirate
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
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has 44.95 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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has 44.95 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dentist, time
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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