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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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3 bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious. "How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?" "Well," the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."
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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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