Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.