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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
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Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
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My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
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Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
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A knight walked into a blacksmith's shop. The blacksmith said: "You've got mail."
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