Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Vote:
Joke has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?"
Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do."
First boy: "What's a witch do?"
Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?"
The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Wife: "There is something wrong with you."
Me: "What a thing to say just before our dog's first salsa lesson."
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Vote:
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Vote: