Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.