Two blonds were driving to Disneyland.
The sing said: Disneyland Left.
So they started crying and headed home.
How does the LAPD play poker?
Four clubs beat a king.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it.
One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp.
Dusting it off, the genie came out.
"I will grant you each a wish," he said.
"Why not," thought the blondes.
"It's worth a try."
"I want to be the world's best swimmer," one said, "so I can swim off of the island".
She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away.
"I want to be a bird," one said, and flew away immediately.
The third and last blonde thought for a while.
"I want to be a man."
She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.
What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
"Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
Yo mama so skinny...
She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo momma so poor...
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?"
"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."