Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?"
Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation."
Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
What's a rabbits favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.