What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?"
Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation."
Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.