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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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You realize that you are dependent of the internet when: You forget in what year you are. You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened. You dream only of quick connections. You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have sex. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’
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My husband added some spice to our marriage. He's left home.
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What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
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What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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