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Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sing said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home.
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How does the LAPD play poker? Four clubs beat a king.
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Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out. "I will grant you each a wish," he said. "Why not," thought the blondes. "It's worth a try." "I want to be the world's best swimmer," one said, "so I can swim off of the island". She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away. "I want to be a bird," one said, and flew away immediately. The third and last blonde thought for a while. "I want to be a man." She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.
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What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated? "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
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Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
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