Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
What's a rabbits favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.