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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: business, political
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 44.54 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Little Johnny returns from school and says: "Mam, in school we write dirty swear-words so often!" "But I hope you are not writing them, my son." "No, I'm dictating them!"
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: family, little Johnny, school
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
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