What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.
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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?"
Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation."
Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.