What's a rabbits favorite TV show?
Hoppy Days.
What is the most famous shark?
William Sharkspeare.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.