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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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