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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
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