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A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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