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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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