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Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: military, sex
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: business, racist
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, stupid
Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him: "May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!" Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny: "Have you heard your Granny's wish? So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac! Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, death, little Johnny, time
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
A guy walks into a Raptors bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a "Toronto Raptors" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with "Raptors" pom-poms. The bartender says: "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!" After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big game begins and Vince Carter does a great slum dunk. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says: "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if Raptors win?" The owner replies: "I don't know, I've only had him for a half year."
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, bartender, dog, game
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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