A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.