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Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
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has 44.70 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: black people
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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has 44.70 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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has 44.68 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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