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Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school? Josh: I don’t know. Why? Chad: They’re good at trick questions.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What's grosser than that? When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face. You want to know what's grosser than that? When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner. But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.
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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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