One morning Lil Johnny walks into the classroom with no shirt on. Teacher looks at him and asks where he has been.Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. The next day Johnny walks in with no pants on. Teacher looks at him and asks where have you been. Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. The next day Johnny comes in completly naked. The teacher gasps and asks Johnny again where hes been. Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. Johnny looks over his shoulder and sighs her she comes now.
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Air traffic controller: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees." Airline pilot: "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Air Traffic controller: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 737?"
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.