Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him:
"May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!"
Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny:
"Have you heard your Granny's wish?
So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac!
Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
A: "You're not owld enough."
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Q: How do you piss off a man?
A: Stand on his back and piss.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.