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Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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