So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp? The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.