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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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