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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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