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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 43.51 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis. He says to the doctor "My penis is too small." Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch." So the man thanks the doctor and leaves. He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch. Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy. A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker. "Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, doctor, medical, sex
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, stupid
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
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