Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."