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Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answered the woman. "We don’t have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm…she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she’s with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What pool?”" "Uh.. is this 832-4173?"
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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