Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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